This month: Aries

Where’s the food, then? It was ordered ages ago and Aries is starving. Another hunk of stale baguette is not going to hit the spot. It’s time to complain. Where’s the waiter? In fact, where’s the boss?

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This tribe know what they like. Elaborate dishes are not their style, certainly not in the kitchen where their approach favours speedy fry-ups and fast salads. Life’s too short for picture buy canada goose jacket australia meals. This is a sign with a strong competitive streak, however, so if there’s a Michelin star at stake it best mens canada goose parka should, by rights, can you pick the most expensive canada goose parka be theirs. Speed makes the Aries kitchen a buy canada goose jacket in canada noisy place, full of casually handled boiling pans and the flying plates that can result from that Martian temper.

Foods associated with Aries are buy canada goose coat online the pungent, spicy plants of Mars – onion, leek, garlic, cayenne, capers and mustard – plus, of course, the sacrificial Sunday roast lamb. Once the eating’s done it’s time to get the plates off the table and move on. What are we waiting for? Let’s go.